Broken Tooth

You motherfucker,
Sneaky bastard!
You broke off
In my sleep
Like a traitorous asshat!

No pain yet,
Just a gaping hole.
A chunk of molar
Either swallowed
Or on the floor
With all the cat hair,
Toenail clippings,
And boogers.

Now I need a dentist,
Overpriced sadist,
Before my gummy-wummy
Starts to go numby-wummy.
I hope that tooth
Isn't in my tummy.