Hairy pussy, how I love thee.
You've got claws and teeth and a tail
And ears and whiskers
And eyes that glow in the dark
And shit.
You use a litter box as your toilet.
So do I.
We're soulmates, my puss.
You smell of saliva and piss
And so do I now.
I wonder if you think about mice
Like Jerry or Speedy Gonzalez.
Maybe you don't because you're a cat.
Or maybe you do.
Does it even matter?
No, don't bite me!
Stop biting me!
I'll feed you with my love
And biscuits.
You love Mars bars, don't you?
