Friday, February 14, 2014

Bollocks

Oh bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.
Big hairy sweaty bollocks.
Some call them testicles,
But to me they're just talking bollocks.

Furry balls,
Like a human brain when cold
Or just out of the swimming pool.
They're bollocks.
It's all bollocks.

Bollocks, rise up and be proud!
Don't hide your hairiness under a bushel.
Just because you get vinegary,
It doesn't make you any less bollocky.

Bollocks, I love you.
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
Bollocks.